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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2024-01-29T05:38:19+00:00

This thing can bite a bronto in half, chomp 4 rexes at once, kill anything with its bite, destroy your life, but cant break metal?

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2024-01-03T04:05:10+00:00

Tame one. Then name it GigaCHAD.

-Your local idot Janeway2050

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2023-12-31T21:12:25+00:00

RUMBLING! RUMBLING! It’s coming! RUMBLING! RUMBLING! GIGAAAAAAAAAAA!

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2023-12-05T17:48:37+00:00

Real men, aren’t real they all are well… DEAD

Welp, no more giga Chad's.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-04T21:12:13+00:00

Real men tame it with cooked fish meat

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-04T03:22:56+00:00

(When pucca sees one) PUCCA, PUCCA, HEY GIGAA, DONT U WANNA BE MY FREND? Giga: What the f*** is happening-wait, are you chasing me? Wait you just jumped over Mt. Everest oh god (music intensifies) (Giga falls down, getting kissed a hundred time)

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-03T17:07:23+00:00

If you want to tame then simply make a trap that will do nothing cuz you don't know that hes a giga not a dodo

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-29T01:09:59+00:00

Me: takes a stamina break on my argy

Giga: B o n j o u r

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-08-21T20:47:18+00:00

Small tip for your first metting. Get your @ss out of here! Firstable absolutely not worth to kill (loot= couple raw prime and raw meat) mammoth have better loot.

Secondary.. ehh.. I'm going to cry... rest in pepperoni my lovely spini and his lil brother rapti. Also.. 2x 800+ armor, 300 shotgun shells and all the nerves. I am breaked

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-08-10T00:08:10+00:00

Lvl 9999 apparently needs 7693111 narcoberries. Bruuh

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-09T23:37:17+00:00

I sucked his nuts and I tamed it

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-09T19:44:51+00:00

I love this game especially my dinos

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2021-08-09T17:52:06+00:00

My tribemate bolaed me

I dodo arrowed him.

i lived lol.

eff you.

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-05T15:09:49+00:00

Giga: Trips and falls of cliff taking only a small scratch of damage

Also Giga: I blame you

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score 1 · Answer 15 · 2021-08-04T06:46:29+00:00

If you see one and you are unprepared, the best thing to do is to think of what your last words are going to be

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-08-03T00:50:17+00:00

If you rnvounter this, just say good giant rex and bola up ur buddy

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-29T07:08:51+00:00

Me: Kills a giga with and assault rifle at lvl 65

Noob Kills a giga with slingshot :/

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-25T20:29:29+00:00

Me riding Rex

Me see Giga

Me get out my fastest creature

Me… … Dead

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-25T06:32:01+00:00

Me: *getting narcotics and mutton*

My teammate: I wonder what would happen if I were to feed this THING stimulant

Giga: hippity hoppity your stimulants and soul are my property

Me: *getting back*

Me: WTF DID YOU FEED HIM STIMULANTS

My Other teammate: idkw he did I was watching and he fed it stimulants

My teammate: I’m sorry I thought it would help

Giga: *kills lvl 136 me*

Me: … HOVER OVER THE STIMULANTS AND YOULL SEE THAT IT SAYS IT WAKES things UP

my other other teammate: you know your dead right

Me: IDRC

My other other teammate: ok jeez just trying to let you know

Me: ok, why didn’t you do anything?

My other other teammate: idrk and Idrc, anyways bye gotta eat breakfast

Thx for reading, <3 this took a while to type, yeah anyways I’ll come out with more of these :D

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-24T06:19:52+00:00

Friend: hey bro you able to tame that Giga.

You:……

Friend: * sees you died* plus subwaysurfs music and runs