Me: *getting narcotics and mutton*

My teammate: I wonder what would happen if I were to feed this THING stimulant

Giga: hippity hoppity your stimulants and soul are my property

Me: *getting back*

Me: WTF DID YOU FEED HIM STIMULANTS

My Other teammate: idkw he did I was watching and he fed it stimulants

My teammate: I’m sorry I thought it would help

Giga: *kills lvl 136 me*

Me: … HOVER OVER THE STIMULANTS AND YOULL SEE THAT IT SAYS IT WAKES things UP

my other other teammate: you know your dead right

Me: IDRC

My other other teammate: ok jeez just trying to let you know

Me: ok, why didn’t you do anything?

My other other teammate: idrk and Idrc, anyways bye gotta eat breakfast

Thx for reading, <3 this took a while to type, yeah anyways I’ll come out with more of these :D

Friend: hey bro you able to tame that Giga.

You:……

Friend: * sees you died* plus subwaysurfs music and runs

My mom: doing math.

Me: …… *Giga kills me* …………of course mom

I was sailing to a new area and saw something not to far ahead. I only saw the feet. I made the mistake of getting closer to see what it was. I somehow got back to my ship alive. Yes, I was a new player. Yes, I was an idiot, no, it didn’t chance me for some reason.

Level 1 dodos can kill these things

While this dino isn’t particularly smart! It does know how to end up killing everything at the end. Make sure u prepare bring some spino eggs maybe he’ll save u for later! Or run away >> is that possible ofc not it’s a giga unless u have tek. This dino will do everything to kill u.....

Real men, aren’t real they all are well… DEAD

Welp, no more giga Chad's.

There is 100%chance of death if you use pachy charge . Not the death of GIGA ... IT IS ABOUT THE PACHY . So Don't use a pachy to knock it out , yeah .... Just don't . RIP my pachy bruh😒

I tamed a giganotosaurus early game and I didn’t even have a spear lol.

For anyone who watches Disney junior

If I have a baby brachy a baby trike and a baby Anky and a baby parasaur and a gigantosaur would I have a very violent recreation of a child show?

If you see a giga, leave the game and never play again. Ignored this? Doesn't matter. Either way, you'll still poop your pants.

I went up to two of them and they couldn’t hit me because they were stuck so I hit one and magically they could move I ran and was completely confused

I was trying to tame one on my tapejara and I fell of him and we both dead rip tap don’t underestimate the giga

I was with my anky when I encountered this nuisance

Gigas are just big Trexs that don’t have tek saddle and they do lots more damage and have lots more health

wild level 25: 80,000 health…

Tamed 352: 20,000 health.

Logic: gone.

ARK U HAVE EXPLAINING TO DOO

Gigas aren't funny but more terrifying!

You: Is going with your tribemates to tame a giga.

Everyone forgot tranq darts and giga is chasing you.

You then bola your least favourite tribe mate and get da fu** outta there

When taming this thing, trap it in behemoth gates at a hill, preferable metal, for they cannot damage those, then tranq it out, I like shocking tranq arrows cause you won’t kill the darn thing for a lvl 45 has 80,000 health, you need a lot of narcotic and force feed it every 30 seconds, I like to bring at east 500 narcotic for a lvl 50

*In Dinosaur Playground*

Rex: I am the king!

Rex: I am the strongest of all dinosaurs!

Spino: No I am!

Rex: No!

*fights*

Rex: Okay, okay, we're both the strongest dinosaurs!

Giga: Hey!

Rex & Spino: We are the strongest dinosaurs!

Giga: Wut? *One hits bronto*

Rex: Do you like toys?

Giga: No

Rex: Then I'll be your servant

Spino: *One hits Bronto*

Giga: The Spino is worthy of ruling with me!

Spino: Yay!

The end. The Rex did their bidding and the Giga and Spino lived happily ever after, and, the Rex did too.