Friend: hey bro you able to tame that Giga.

You:……

Friend: * sees you died* plus subwaysurfs music and runs

My mom: doing math.

Me: …… *Giga kills me* …………of course mom

For anyone who watches Disney junior

If I have a baby brachy a baby trike and a baby Anky and a baby parasaur and a gigantosaur would I have a very violent recreation of a child show?

If you see a giga, leave the game and never play again. Ignored this? Doesn't matter. Either way, you'll still poop your pants.

I went up to two of them and they couldn’t hit me because they were stuck so I hit one and magically they could move I ran and was completely confused

I was trying to tame one on my tapejara and I fell of him and we both dead rip tap don’t underestimate the giga

I was with my anky when I encountered this nuisance

Gigas are just big Trexs that don’t have tek saddle and they do lots more damage and have lots more health

wild level 25: 80,000 health…

Tamed 352: 20,000 health.

Logic: gone.

ARK U HAVE EXPLAINING TO DOO

Gigas aren't funny but more terrifying!

You: Is going with your tribemates to tame a giga.

Everyone forgot tranq darts and giga is chasing you.

You then bola your least favourite tribe mate and get da fu** outta there

When taming this thing, trap it in behemoth gates at a hill, preferable metal, for they cannot damage those, then tranq it out, I like shocking tranq arrows cause you won’t kill the darn thing for a lvl 45 has 80,000 health, you need a lot of narcotic and force feed it every 30 seconds, I like to bring at east 500 narcotic for a lvl 50

*In Dinosaur Playground*

Rex: I am the king!

Rex: I am the strongest of all dinosaurs!

Spino: No I am!

Rex: No!

*fights*

Rex: Okay, okay, we're both the strongest dinosaurs!

Giga: Hey!

Rex & Spino: We are the strongest dinosaurs!

Giga: Wut? *One hits bronto*

Rex: Do you like toys?

Giga: No

Rex: Then I'll be your servant

Spino: *One hits Bronto*

Giga: The Spino is worthy of ruling with me!

Spino: Yay!

The end. The Rex did their bidding and the Giga and Spino lived happily ever after, and, the Rex did too.

Was that the bite of 87?!?!?!?!??

If you tame a Giga with cooked fish meat, you shall be considered an Ark god.

Make sure you kiss the beast to bed as you become a night snack

Tame one. Then name it GigaCHAD.

-Your local idot Janeway2050

RUMBLING! RUMBLING! It’s coming! RUMBLING! RUMBLING! GIGAAAAAAAAAAA!

Real men, aren’t real they all are well… DEAD

Welp, no more giga Chad's.

There is 100%chance of death if you use pachy charge . Not the death of GIGA ... IT IS ABOUT THE PACHY . So Don't use a pachy to knock it out , yeah .... Just don't . RIP my pachy bruh😒