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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-12T15:01:11+00:00

Just bring a dodo, lystro or Mesopithecus

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-03-06T00:26:54+00:00

Baby gigas are the sexiest thing I have ever seen

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-02T04:07:24+00:00

Anything can be knocked out with a high enough melee damage. :D

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-03-02T02:20:32+00:00

I KILLED TITAN BEFORE I KILLED ONE OF THESE………….

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2022-02-27T14:15:47+00:00

Easiest tame in the game... Recommended for lvl 2 players

Try to tame it using fists

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-24T15:41:10+00:00

Wenn a giga is seeing you online bola the tribe mate and run.

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2022-02-22T01:37:22+00:00

Once I went into god mode force takes one naked it total domination and made my mantis fly and do spins above it

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-21T01:59:18+00:00

Giga: I fear no man. But that thing. . .

Deep water: *exists*

Giga: . . . It scares me.

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2022-02-15T21:29:28+00:00

(giga votes for carch)

Giga after vote: why did carch get second place

Baboon voters: I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR CARCH JUST BECUASE REEEEEWWWW

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2022-02-13T22:59:58+00:00

If you see one of these don’t even try to run just accept your fate also only big bear traps work on him or her

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-02-13T04:12:25+00:00

If you encounter this Go on pick out a grave.

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-12T03:14:32+00:00

Me: Goes into PvP sever and starts with friend. We set up base somewhere and near us are these people with lots of stuff.

Them: Tames a Agry and another bird.

Them: comes and destroys me and my friends base.

Me: thinks of the best way to get revenge.

Me: brings wild giga to their base.

Giga: yum.

Them: One bird dies, person gets onto the agry and idk what they were thinking but tried to attack the giga.

Giga: yummy flying chicken.

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-02-11T17:11:44+00:00

I got their ascendant saddle at level 47 thank u drop I don’t need this right now!

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-02-08T21:29:34+00:00

It’s the compys older brother

Not so weak and pathetic is it.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-02-06T07:27:29+00:00

When you finally tame a giga

We were bad but now we’re good-ish

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-02-06T07:24:04+00:00

I was minding my business and then enemy tribe member kept on hitting me and she said you won’t hurt a girl would you and I said yes I know but he can last thing the enemy knew was the giga eating her

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-02-01T05:12:36+00:00

The Giga looks the most photogenic out of the Island's dinos.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-01-02T00:39:23+00:00

Hey a giga hey look the death screen

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2021-12-13T17:22:08+00:00

I killed it with my fists I died like 9364 times but I killed it

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-12-11T15:20:30+00:00

Me: la da de da de

Giga: munch

Game: lvl 9999999999999999 Giga was pecked by lvl 1 Dodo

Me: 😮

Me again: 😵