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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
only real ones punch gigas to sleep
For everyone who says bola your tribe mate and run the giga will eat your tribe mate in seconds then come after you faster than you can run and then itโs _____ was killed by giga lv. 43 โ ๏ธ
Itโs like an ichthy, but kinder. Simply passive tame it with mejoberries. Wild ones love to cuddle with your tames! Just let it stick around. It wonโt be a problem... โ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐บ๐๐ข๐๐ฆ=๐ฆ
Real men tame LVL300 giga with thorny dragon and cooked fish meat
I was wanting to tame a compy I didnt have prime meat so I had to kill a lvl125 giga for the prime meat
46 tranquil darts for a lvl one???????
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Only real men tame a LVL300 giga with fist and cooked fish meat
They are chunky and need lots of narcotics to keep awake
Take it for a swim. It turns into a Giant shark when underground.
Level them up and make their oxygen high and you got an underwater god
I just tamed a wild 140 female of this, chronicled it and heading back to my base,I saw a wild 140 male on the way,oh miss giga you got a bf๐
Just run if you run into this thing and if your with a tribe mate nock out him or she and let the giga take care of the body.
Survivor:Finally! I knocked out a quetzal!
Giga: I'm about to do what I like to call a pro gamer move
Accept your fate and go commit die๐
Wants I was plying creative and I didnโt even know that a giga was biting me and My sister told me and we nocked it and it Said that it was lvl. It didnโt even say numbers and then I put in lvl 1 and it was the same
Be carefull while raising a giga! Once it turns juvinile, you will start believing there is a hole on your through!
Dear Ark,
My tribe and the whole server have something to say.......THERE ARE FRICKING CHINESE PEOPLE ON THE SERVER DOING DAYLY SERVER WIPES WITH THIS BEHEMOTH OF A DINOSAUR PLEASEEEEE COME ON TRIBUTE AND STOP THEM...THEY TRAP US AND FEED US THEIR FECES THEY HAVE BUILT BASES AROUND EVERYWHERE THEY HAVE WIPED ALL ALPHA TRIBES AND THEY ARE PICKING ON THE NEWBIES PLEASEEEEEEE COME STOP THEM THEY ARE TERRORIZING THE WHOLEE SERVER
Sincerely silverdreamer,
You bola your friend saying have fun mofo he is already dead, now you have no friends and no gear
This thing might be the only thing that canโt be picked up by the most op flier in game lol
I tamed a two gigas and forgot when you tame one they get weaker less health to be exact I challenge a giga with both my gigas and when I remembers it was to late
Now Iโm sad hard work donโt pay of it dies :(
Wow still here
I donโt even know what Iโm doing
Sorry just read what ever is below dis