
What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Itโs a argy itโs a Rex oh itโs my dead body
Rex:I am the strongest dinosaur
Allo pack: what did you say the leader says Rex has left the chat
Giga:You really think you can beat me all allos play dead
I have a poem; roses are red violets are blue if you see one of these you are really screwed
Wut the duck is that oh itโs my dead friend giga looks at me I see in itโs eyes *your next*. As shit!!!
Hey look a Rex letโs tame it I realize what it is and get out a bola then realize that thereโs no point
When I was flying above a forest a lvl 150 comes and one shots my lvl236 Argy so I start stabbing with a pike cursing at it and we all know where that got me
Wut is that red thing oh itโs the respawn screen
If you sow him dont run and go away you have to stand antell he come and let hem bight you
These things are large in rl but not as powerful as Rex, yet here they areโฆ
Gigas seem weak in the funny section of tips
While the dodo is worshipped in funny tips as an all powerful god
I live in a weird world.
Enough to make a grown man cryโฆ
Raptor: i am strong
Rex: NO I AM STRONG
Spino: excuse me?
Alpha raptor: mmm hmm
Spino: o sorry
Alpha rex: GET THE **** OUTTA HERE U A** HOLES
Giga: *joins chat*
Rex:*leaves chat*
Giga: i can one shot an alpha rex. No big deal
Alpha rex:*no more alive*
Giga: i can hit guy in genesis from pluto
World:* leaves chat*
Ark: what jave we done
Up if ok up if not ok up if funny up if true up if false ok?
Btw i wrote all the **** on purpose ok?
O and bye
Umm so I (being as lazy as I am) tryed to tranq arrow one of these on a rock. Turned out they are masters of reality and can faze its jaw through a rock defying the laws of reality OR they make reality.
When u see this thing u have 2 options A: RUN and still die or B: passive feed it ur soul
I get galoshes I test speed for giga no more galo
Itโs like an ichthy, but kinder. Simply passive tame it with mejoberries. Wild ones love to cuddle with your tames! Just let it stick around. It wonโt be a problem... โ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐บ๐๐ข๐๐ฆ=๐ฆ
Real men tame LVL300 giga with thorny dragon and cooked fish meat
I was wanting to tame a compy I didnt have prime meat so I had to kill a lvl125 giga for the prime meat
46 tranquil darts for a lvl one???????
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Only real men tame a LVL300 giga with fist and cooked fish meat