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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
???: seems like the dinosaurs and king hydra is focused on the pesks…I’ll make a plan with you guys to kill king. The titans: but how? He’s so strong and powerful. ???: also I’m not talking about king hydra I’m talking about Godzilla the one who killed my father… and if you disobey me I’ll have to kill you too…. Training time: ???: my name is kyoko. I am a T. rex. Kyoko: so. This is my story. When I was a baby there was an earthquake. There was a bright blue light coming from the earthquake. My father and mother fell down. I went to a abandoned cabin and slept and ate and stuff until when I was 14. Sooooo I’ll teach ya how to defeat godzilla. Grab an axe. Throw it at the target until you hit it 10 times in the center in a row…. Sand titan threw an axe and accidentally killed a dodo. Sand titan: oopsie. They trained for months. But then they finally did it…. Kyoko: now jump off this airplane and land on your feet. Don’t worry it’s just 500 feet…. Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!? Everyone: here goes nothing. Everyone screams and grass titan said: I’m not going to land safely. He screamed it more and more. Grass titan fell on his head and broke every bone in his body “Kyoko lands and slaps his own face”
“Lvl one dodo died in a fight with lvl 1M dodo”. Rexy junior: woah this is what you can do??? You can make him kill the other dodo??? That’s sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Lighting dragon: ye$? Rexy junior: coolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Lighting dragon: train enough and you’ll become like me (1 - 5 is out) (5 - 10 if get a ton of likes of these funny moments)
If you encounter a giga you must ATTEMPT to even run,except you can't out outrun it,you can try to tame it but that thing will snap you in half so Ark devs WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?So the ark devs made it practically impossible to tame unless you have done it before.
-Thylcolo huntress
Hope you enjoyed my reasoning
Run like heck be cause I call this thing The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score.
The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.
————Fatooie
I quadruple dog dare u to stare this beast in the eye without god mode, he is ultra powerful, if u stare him in eye he will kill you, your family, some guy down in africa, joe biden, ur mom, ur dog, ur dogs pet frog who lives in a bog, and also might destroy the entire earth and being all ark beings in to subject him as king or they all perish to him because he is the slayer the beast the tank himself the GIGA 💪💪💪
Even the game says “bola a tribemate and run.” Or, “remember, you don’t have to run faster then the dinosaurs. Only faster then you friends.” WHAT ABOUT THE SINGLY PLAYER PEAPLE?!?!?! Oh just throw ur dodo at it and run ok BUT WHAT IF YOU DONT HAVE SNY TAMES?!? Well then ur screwed….