Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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???: seems like the dinosaurs and king hydra is focused on the pesks…I’ll make a plan with you guys to kill king. The titans: but how? He’s so strong and powerful. ???: also I’m not talking about king hydra I’m talking about Godzilla the one who killed my father… and if you disobey me I’ll have to kill you too…. Training time: ???: my name is kyoko. I am a T. rex. Kyoko: so. This is my story. When I was a baby there was an earthquake. There was a bright blue light coming from the earthquake. My father and mother fell down. I went to a abandoned cabin and slept and ate and stuff until when I was 14. Sooooo I’ll teach ya how to defeat godzilla. Grab an axe. Throw it at the target until you hit it 10 times in the center in a row…. Sand titan threw an axe and accidentally killed a dodo. Sand titan: oopsie. They trained for months. But then they finally did it…. Kyoko: now jump off this airplane and land on your feet. Don’t worry it’s just 500 feet…. Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!? Everyone: here goes nothing. Everyone screams and grass titan said: I’m not going to land safely. He screamed it more and more. Grass titan fell on his head and broke every bone in his body “Kyoko lands and slaps his own face”
