Tame one

Name it stick

Lead to someone's base

Put on aggressive and hide nearby

Watch poor human die to stick

Repeat until banned

Repeat on new server

I just watched a 145 giga eat a 150 argy and then step into lava

"I've destroyed your world piece by piece. It's only a matter of time until I find you." - Makarov to Price, shortly before his location is assaulted for the final time. (Cod reference)

Well when I'm getting inside my house in the mountain and I come out a giga was waiting for me out side

I Bred one. Then I gave it a little bloodbath with a shotgun. “Giga father and Giga mother comes in” Oh I forgot I still kept the mother and fa- What happened? Vote. A. He died. The father ate him. B. He died. The mother ate him. C. His camera turned off. His phone died. D. A dragon came in and blew explosive blue fire. He died

Roses are red

Violets are blue

He can rage

But you will to

Is it bad that my taming route for every creature is if it’s rising it can’t be falling so to tame a giga I just force feed it 400 narcoberries

Has anyone seen a jesus giga because I saw a giga running towards me on the ocean

Carno stay and fight Rex flight not fight giga go to sleep (carno black bear rex suppose to be brown bear giga polar bear

Real men tame a 150 with berries

Chapter two: the corrupteds. Kyoko: Managamr is our lifetime supply of food!! Managamr in heaven: HEY DONT EAT ME!!! Kyoko: did y’all hear something?!?! Everyone: NOPEEEEEEEE. Corrupted rexy: Hmmm let’s see who everyone voted to corrupt in the next part!

I dare you to chang spawn in a level 9999 (the max number on dododex) and tame it with a your fists and cooked fish meat. Then name it Bob

Pov you get nerfed like a anime character

The things can be very dangerous but funny

Kyoko… ready my “the smallest army in da world?” EVERYONE: HEY… we are not small. Kyoko: wanna bet? “Kyoko sharpens his teeth in front of them as a warning”. Kyoko and sand titan: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO. Grass titan: but he’s gonna kill me. I don’t wanna go. Kyoko: you know what? “Kyoko electrocutes a dodo into killing Grass titan”. Grass titan was beat up and killed by level 1 dodo

Kyoko: I’m so tired of y’all failing. “Kills the grass titan”. Now y’all ready to kill Godzilla. Everyone shouting “YES!!!” Kyoko: Alright now shout Managamr is food!!! Managamr: HEY STOP IT!!! Kyoko: GET DOWNSTAIRS HE KNOWS WE ARE ENEMYS Managamr: watcha gon’ do if I don’t? “Managamr gets turned into food by godzillas atomic ray. Kyoko: Managamr is food!

???: seems like the dinosaurs and king hydra is focused on the pesks…I’ll make a plan with you guys to kill king. The titans: but how? He’s so strong and powerful. ???: also I’m not talking about king hydra I’m talking about Godzilla the one who killed my father… and if you disobey me I’ll have to kill you too…. Training time: ???: my name is kyoko. I am a T. rex. Kyoko: so. This is my story. When I was a baby there was an earthquake. There was a bright blue light coming from the earthquake. My father and mother fell down. I went to a abandoned cabin and slept and ate and stuff until when I was 14. Sooooo I’ll teach ya how to defeat godzilla. Grab an axe. Throw it at the target until you hit it 10 times in the center in a row…. Sand titan threw an axe and accidentally killed a dodo. Sand titan: oopsie. They trained for months. But then they finally did it…. Kyoko: now jump off this airplane and land on your feet. Don’t worry it’s just 500 feet…. Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!? Everyone: here goes nothing. Everyone screams and grass titan said: I’m not going to land safely. He screamed it more and more. Grass titan fell on his head and broke every bone in his body “Kyoko lands and slaps his own face”

“Lvl one dodo died in a fight with lvl 1M dodo”. Rexy junior: woah this is what you can do??? You can make him kill the other dodo??? That’s sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Lighting dragon: ye$? Rexy junior: coolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Lighting dragon: train enough and you’ll become like me (1 - 5 is out) (5 - 10 if get a ton of likes of these funny moments)

King hydra: look there’s a noob!!! “Noob hits himself with bola”.

“Raptor questions what he’s doing “. “Noob try’s to hit raptor with bola but misses”. “Raptor pounces on him eating every meat and flesh from his body”. Hydra and everyone else “ewwww I prefer fish”

When I saw this big guy he came at me he killed me I went into creative and man took me 20 bows to knock out and then he woke up …. As a wild creature (tips): keep 5 or 6 bows in ur equipment slots and shoot ‘‘em every 2 secs and u won’t end up like me