
What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
One day, I was flying on my Argentavis when I spotted a Giga. It killed me twice. When I came back the third time, it was nowhere to be found. After flying around the mountains about 20 times, it suddenly appeared at the base of the mountain. I just wish I hadn't had to fly around all five mountains on The Island map 20 times. It was like the Giga was saying, "You're not going to tame me, even if you search the mountains 50 times!" 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Once I had a moschops named munchy. On the day I got Tek, I saw a noob with a pego (I was on Ragnarok) and the noob stole my giga egg and he ran away. Like a few days later he came back with a mutated giga. I can easily kill the noob and the giga, but the noob decided to kill my moschops named munchy.I was very triggered and punched his giga to death and I still dunno where I left the pieces of the noobs body.
Dodo: hmm ohhh some grass yu-
Troodon: num yummy dodo hmm-
Dilo: Umnum num num num AH-
Carno:hm I’m the best yea
Rex:what did I hear
Carno: …Nvm *backing away slowly*
Rex: *roar* I’m the true king
Acro: nah I’d win
Carcha: heheheehe. HAHaHAHAHaHAhAAhA *kill rex and acro* I truely am better
Giga:If yOu So GoOd cOME faCe the king
*carcha pees himself*
…
5 secs later
(Cacha has died)
If by some unholy chance you find a giga with all its points in melee damage perfect tame it and then raise 20 babies all with a boost to its melee damage your giga would have 55,228.25% melee damage or 26,509,560 damage per bite. And if you get full imprinting the damage would be 41,354,913.6 damage per bite or 86,156.07% melee damage