
What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Kyoko… ready my “the smallest army in da world?” EVERYONE: HEY… we are not small. Kyoko: wanna bet? “Kyoko sharpens his teeth in front of them as a warning”. Kyoko and sand titan: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO. Grass titan: but he’s gonna kill me. I don’t wanna go. Kyoko: you know what? “Kyoko electrocutes a dodo into killing Grass titan”. Grass titan was beat up and killed by level 1 dodo
Kyoko: I’m so tired of y’all failing. “Kills the grass titan”. Now y’all ready to kill Godzilla. Everyone shouting “YES!!!” Kyoko: Alright now shout Managamr is food!!! Managamr: HEY STOP IT!!! Kyoko: GET DOWNSTAIRS HE KNOWS WE ARE ENEMYS Managamr: watcha gon’ do if I don’t? “Managamr gets turned into food by godzillas atomic ray. Kyoko: Managamr is food!
???: seems like the dinosaurs and king hydra is focused on the pesks…I’ll make a plan with you guys to kill king. The titans: but how? He’s so strong and powerful. ???: also I’m not talking about king hydra I’m talking about Godzilla the one who killed my father… and if you disobey me I’ll have to kill you too…. Training time: ???: my name is kyoko. I am a T. rex. Kyoko: so. This is my story. When I was a baby there was an earthquake. There was a bright blue light coming from the earthquake. My father and mother fell down. I went to a abandoned cabin and slept and ate and stuff until when I was 14. Sooooo I’ll teach ya how to defeat godzilla. Grab an axe. Throw it at the target until you hit it 10 times in the center in a row…. Sand titan threw an axe and accidentally killed a dodo. Sand titan: oopsie. They trained for months. But then they finally did it…. Kyoko: now jump off this airplane and land on your feet. Don’t worry it’s just 500 feet…. Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!? Everyone: here goes nothing. Everyone screams and grass titan said: I’m not going to land safely. He screamed it more and more. Grass titan fell on his head and broke every bone in his body “Kyoko lands and slaps his own face”
“Lvl one dodo died in a fight with lvl 1M dodo”. Rexy junior: woah this is what you can do??? You can make him kill the other dodo??? That’s sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Lighting dragon: ye$? Rexy junior: coolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Lighting dragon: train enough and you’ll become like me (1 - 5 is out) (5 - 10 if get a ton of likes of these funny moments)
If you encounter a giga you must ATTEMPT to even run,except you can't out outrun it,you can try to tame it but that thing will snap you in half so Ark devs WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?So the ark devs made it practically impossible to tame unless you have done it before.
-Thylcolo huntress
Hope you enjoyed my reasoning