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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2023-01-18T22:31:11+00:00

You had a base…

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-04-08T14:02:40+00:00

Is it just me or does it look like it has a bit of a beard?

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-15T06:50:59+00:00

Tame this creature at your own risk just a level 15 is hard

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2022-03-08T00:13:27+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Nobody is safe

Not even you

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2021-05-19T11:17:17+00:00

Me I am the strongest

GIGA joins the game

Me leaves the game

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2021-05-04T14:19:08+00:00

Only savages kick it out with fists, tame it with cooked fish meat and keep it asleep it with narcoberries

-Insured crime fighter

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-19T22:18:08+00:00

Finding a Giga is a wonderous sight, if you can run that is.

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2020-06-08T20:55:24+00:00

Just give it a hug and it will be your best friend

score 8 · Answer 9 · 2018-10-19T05:35:45+00:00

Saw these guys I was like WHAT THE HECK IS A Flipping INDOMINOUS REX (giga ) are you ok (me ) no I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2024-10-10T11:28:09+00:00

Run keep running no matter what or die with all your life and your dinosaur life

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-11-09T15:02:17+00:00

Rex is the king of dinosaurs? Pfffffft. This is, like 3 times bigger than him. Now what do you say?

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-11-03T23:17:33+00:00

All you need is a bola and berries you can knock it out with 3-4 punches. It’s my favorite shoulder pet

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-03T02:15:49+00:00

Don’t go attacking a giga with an argentavis, if you do you’ll get bloody diarrhea

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2022-12-17T19:44:42+00:00

Wait… what base are you talking about?

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2021-04-09T01:03:42+00:00

Why do I keep seeing people copy the bola your tribemate and run, also a level 20 giga is killing everything outside my base I think I'm next

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2021-03-09T04:11:42+00:00

The 1st Time i came across one of theses was the day a man faced a god..... and lost everything

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2020-04-26T04:40:28+00:00

We need an wild alpha version of this too hunt down as a challenge after the nerf. Keep it the same as the other alphas and make it non tameable but would be a good challenge and make it with great loot!!!

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2020-04-16T15:59:55+00:00

You don't have to be faster then the dinosaurs you need to be faster then your tribemates

score 8 · Answer 19 · 2018-08-07T01:22:09+00:00

Thank god its finnaly knocked out.... And its awake agian FUUUUUUUU

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2024-09-14T03:55:48+00:00

How to tame

1.bring your weakest tribemate (your best one might do this to you ;()

2.pack 10 bolas

3.go to a giga

4.tell them this is the hunt you’ll lead (or sthm)

5.let them go in frount

6.bola them and run.

(In single player,use a dodo or sthm you hate that you tamed

-dog,thedog,dogplays