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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2023-11-01T14:30:05+00:00

WHY

Thanks for coming here but there is more and more lines

Haha it the end

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-17T19:44:42+00:00

Wait… what base are you talking about?

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2022-11-27T18:46:44+00:00

Real story.

Me trapping a snow owl on a cliff, knocks it out and starts to feed it. Looks to the bottom right of the cliff and sees a level 135 giga, looks to the bottom left of the cliff and sees a level 85 carcharodontosaurus. Me: I have a sacrifice, leads the giga to the snow owl, runs right into the carcharodontosaurus.

Me: Oh, sh*t.

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2022-02-17T11:31:28+00:00

To the person who said tame one with fish and a slingshot I did it… it took 5.2k stone and about a 600 slingshots… Fish took like 4-5 hours on my server… Never again… Just don’t…

Remco The Quick

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2021-04-09T01:03:42+00:00

Why do I keep seeing people copy the bola your tribemate and run, also a level 20 giga is killing everything outside my base I think I'm next

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2021-03-09T04:11:42+00:00

The 1st Time i came across one of theses was the day a man faced a god..... and lost everything

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2020-04-26T04:40:28+00:00

We need an wild alpha version of this too hunt down as a challenge after the nerf. Keep it the same as the other alphas and make it non tameable but would be a good challenge and make it with great loot!!!

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-16T15:59:55+00:00

You don't have to be faster then the dinosaurs you need to be faster then your tribemates

score 8 · Answer 9 · 2018-08-07T01:22:09+00:00

Thank god its finnaly knocked out.... And its awake agian FUUUUUUUU

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2025-07-08T15:48:57+00:00

Bipytiy Bipytiy

Your tame is my property

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2024-08-25T19:16:53+00:00

I saw this once after doing a mission and long story short I died

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-09-29T11:38:50+00:00

By the way the giga will eat you 👍

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2023-09-17T01:00:56+00:00

How many peaple came dissapointed when they see an tamed gigastats

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2022-11-02T20:51:13+00:00

When school out be like

GIGANTIC SARCASM

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2022-10-29T20:53:13+00:00

Am I the only one looking at Giga sadly because I can't get one

😐

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-07T15:46:00+00:00

Only real men fight this with a club, a slingshot and tame it with cooked fish meat

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-19T04:15:25+00:00

I tried to bola my friend when one agroed on us... he had the same idea and now were both waiting till the giga breaks are ascendant armour

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-02T20:25:06+00:00

Giga: walks around the ARK

Innocent Dino : *exists*

Giga: DIE

*crunch*

Human: *exists*

Giga: DIE

Human: Whistles all dinos attack and pulls out Pump-Action shotgun

Human: DIE

*splat*

Giga: respawns

REPEAT 🔁

This is the life of a giga

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-01T23:42:36+00:00

Perfect tame for beginners just don't take it near a Dodo those things are insane beast. Example I just passive tamed the giga with 2 tintoberrys, and the Dodo took me 2k shocking tranq darts 10k narcotics and 5k raw mutton, also took 27 hours.

score 9 · Answer 20 · 2017-06-09T00:09:51+00:00

that son of a ... jumped of a Mountain in center Map to chew my following 255 ptera my slow 262 ankylo and me afterwards