
What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
How to tame giga:
Find a low level peachy with no levels on melee and try to get it to 100% melee.
Find a 150 giga. Try to kill all the gigas that aren’t 150 and pray that a 150 spawns.
Trap the giga. Use the pachy’s primary attack 16567 times while having a teammate constantly dropping corpses from the air.
Try not to die.
If you miraculously knocked the giga down, put 725 cooked fish into its inventory and wait 6h 47min for the giga to tame. Don’t forget your 8,028 narcoberries you need to feed by hand!
And after this, you have a giga! Of course you by then realized that you wasted your life and a 150 giga, but it doesn’t matter!
(IT’S A JOKE DON’T DO THAT)
Real story.
Me trapping a snow owl on a cliff, knocks it out and starts to feed it. Looks to the bottom right of the cliff and sees a level 135 giga, looks to the bottom left of the cliff and sees a level 85 carcharodontosaurus. Me: I have a sacrifice, leads the giga to the snow owl, runs right into the carcharodontosaurus.
Me: Oh, sh*t.