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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rex says chomp,
bulbdog say ruff
cat says meow,
astrocetus says barf
Titanosaur says stomp
Basilo is American. *he makes oil*
Giga says DIE UNBELIEVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and unicorn says I'm just a eqqus with a piece of corn in my forehead
I say activate god mode ZOOM!
Giga *chomp*
Me *dies*
A noob and a pro are walking around the Arctic region
Pro:(shoots a sabortooth) “this is a sabortooth tiger”
Noob:” yawn…when we get see cool tings?”
Pro: “um” (shoots purlovia) “this is a purlovia”
Noob: “I see better…”
Pro: (shoots a whoolly rhino) “THIS is a whoolly rhino!”
Noob: “eh…”
Pro: “does anything here impress you?!”
Noob: “oooo,wat dat ting over dere?!”
Pro: “that’s a giga and ima just walk away…”
Noob: “HEWO NEW FWIEND!”
Pro: (jumps onto his argy nearby and starts singing while noob get devoured by giga)
🎶”Dumb ways to die,so many dumb ways to die…dumb ways to die-ie-ie so many dumb ways to die…”🎵
Guys listen to me for a second, so guys this a rap about me getting put in a trap by six foot tall, little scary in all RAPTOR he chased me down I could hear each foot hit the ground then I fell right in then night rolled in and I felt scared, a dark drift In the air... then I saw it stomping loud and proud, covering all his ground comping me right up, then my tribe throw up