Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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A noob and a pro are walking around the Arctic region
Pro:(shoots a sabortooth) “this is a sabortooth tiger”
Noob:” yawn…when we get see cool tings?”
Pro: “um” (shoots purlovia) “this is a purlovia”
Noob: “I see better…”
Pro: (shoots a whoolly rhino) “THIS is a whoolly rhino!”
Noob: “eh…”
Pro: “does anything here impress you?!”
Noob: “oooo,wat dat ting over dere?!”
Pro: “that’s a giga and ima just walk away…”
Noob: “HEWO NEW FWIEND!”
Pro: (jumps onto his argy nearby and starts singing while noob get devoured by giga)
🎶”Dumb ways to die,so many dumb ways to die…dumb ways to die-ie-ie so many dumb ways to die…”🎵