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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

A noob and a pro are walking around the Arctic region
Pro:(shoots a sabortooth) “this is a sabortooth tiger”
Noob:” yawn…when we get see cool tings?”
Pro: “um” (shoots purlovia) “this is a purlovia”
Noob: “I see better…”
Pro: (shoots a whoolly rhino) “THIS is a whoolly rhino!”
Noob: “eh…”
Pro: “does anything here impress you?!”
Noob: “oooo,wat dat ting over dere?!”
Pro: “that’s a giga and ima just walk away…”
Noob: “HEWO NEW FWIEND!”
Pro: (jumps onto his argy nearby and starts singing while noob get devoured by giga)
🎶”Dumb ways to die,so many dumb ways to die…dumb ways to die-ie-ie so many dumb ways to die…”🎵
More Giganotosaurus Funny Tips
I dare you to raise one!! They are savage if you got two high lvl parents (about lvl 140ish) and you get imprinting on it. The thing will become an adult with about 230% melee and basically one chomp any bronto!!! But on the down side you loose your job and your girlfriend