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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
me “yo can you collect some rotten flesh from the Rex at our second base?”
friend “k?”
me “ty”
*friend comes back a year later*
me “bro ur finally back you were gone so long it’s 2025 now”
friend “we won’t live til 2025-“
me “wdym”
friend “bro look behind me”
(2 seconds later…)
Level 25 Giga killed DaGoat101
Level 25 Giga killed your level 184 Brontosaurs
Level 25 Giga killed your level 71 Pterodactyl
Level 25 Giga killed DaGoat101’s level 14 Rex
Level 25 Giga killed DaGoat101’s level 201 Spinosaurus
Level 25 Giga killed your level 201 Tek Parasaur
Level 25 Giga killed your level 7 Giga
Level 25 Giga killed DaGoat101’s level 96 Tek Raptor
Level 25 Giga killed Arknerddudelolz7
Level 17 Dodo killed level 25 Giga
(the dodo actually killed the giga 💀)
Rex says chomp,
bulbdog say ruff
cat says meow,
astrocetus says barf
Titanosaur says stomp
Basilo is American. *he makes oil*
Giga says DIE UNBELIEVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and unicorn says I'm just a eqqus with a piece of corn in my forehead
I say activate god mode ZOOM!
Giga *chomp*
Me *dies*
Guys listen to me for a second, so guys this a rap about me getting put in a trap by six foot tall, little scary in all RAPTOR he chased me down I could hear each foot hit the ground then I fell right in then night rolled in and I felt scared, a dark drift In the air... then I saw it stomping loud and proud, covering all his ground comping me right up, then my tribe throw up