me “yo can you collect some rotten flesh from the Rex at our second base?”

friend “k?”

me “ty”

*friend comes back a year later*

me “bro ur finally back you were gone so long it’s 2025 now”

friend “we won’t live til 2025-“

me “wdym”

friend “bro look behind me”

(2 seconds later…)

Level 25 Giga killed DaGoat101

Level 25 Giga killed your level 184 Brontosaurs

Level 25 Giga killed your level 71 Pterodactyl

Level 25 Giga killed DaGoat101’s level 14 Rex

Level 25 Giga killed DaGoat101’s level 201 Spinosaurus

Level 25 Giga killed your level 201 Tek Parasaur

Level 25 Giga killed your level 7 Giga

Level 25 Giga killed DaGoat101’s level 96 Tek Raptor

Level 25 Giga killed Arknerddudelolz7

Level 17 Dodo killed level 25 Giga

(the dodo actually killed the giga 💀)