How tf did a turkey kill this thing????

Just run up to it and start passive taming it with mejoberries

me “yo can you collect some rotten flesh from the Rex at our second base?”

friend “k?”

me “ty”

*friend comes back a year later*

me “bro ur finally back you were gone so long it’s 2025 now”

friend “we won’t live til 2025-“

me “wdym”

friend “bro look behind me”

(2 seconds later…)

Level 25 Giga killed DaGoat101

Level 25 Giga killed your level 184 Brontosaurs

Level 25 Giga killed your level 71 Pterodactyl

Level 25 Giga killed DaGoat101’s level 14 Rex

Level 25 Giga killed DaGoat101’s level 201 Spinosaurus

Level 25 Giga killed your level 201 Tek Parasaur

Level 25 Giga killed your level 7 Giga

Level 25 Giga killed DaGoat101’s level 96 Tek Raptor

Level 25 Giga killed Arknerddudelolz7

Level 17 Dodo killed level 25 Giga

(the dodo actually killed the giga 💀)

Oh you saw me?

No you didn't

*proceeds to absolutely tear me to pieces*

Funny story, me and my two friends where on rag on a raft near the edge of highlands friend 1 saw two whale corpses and metal, he told me and friend 2 to get the whales whilst he gets the metal. Friend 2 is a lazy c*** so he stayed on the raft while me and friend 1 got the materials. I was thinking ‘sweet more tranqs for me’. While I was on the second whale friend 1 heard heavy footsteps and you guest it is the big, ugly, fat giga. Me and friend 1 are makes b line for the raft. We get on but friend 1 being dumb and all jumped on the velo was the a TRY TO KILL THE THING. The gig swims to the raft and with 1 bite me, friend 2 and several jerboas died. We get our stuff back and giga is still at the raft so friend 1 prepares the velo. I get on a cliff and SHOOT THE GIGA thinking it wouldn’t agro. The velo dies the raft gets destroyed and I am a solo with three wyverns living happily in redwoods hope you enjoyed 😀

When you encounter a giga it’s not about outrunning the giga just outrun you friends.

one day when i tame dodo a evill giga spawn i tame it but nothing and i killed. acter i respawned giga come again and killed me after i shot him but realize i want to tame after i bonk by coconut and another giga back

*me finishing my base then see’s a giga. Calls all dinos*

Me: NO ONE LIVES FOREVER MEN!!!!!

my Dino’s: *dies*

Me: 🤬🤬🤬

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

IF HIS EYES TURN YELLOW GET BACC

Terrible Comedy:

Well... I found a giga. Big ol’ dude he was. He killed my argy... and maybe my dignity too. Doctor says I may never be confident enough to ride a parasaur again.

Remember to put all points into oxygen

I lost my job my wife my kids my house just to raise a giga and now im a hardcore crack user

Roses are red

Violet are blue

Raptor is green

Alpha with scheme

It's hard to tame

Your tranq go damn

What does it eat? Your hope and dreams.

You do not need to run faster than the giga. Only faster than your tribe mates.

I tamed one and named it bob but ended up getting it killed by another tribe giga named Dave

Try taming a 150 with punching, cooked fish and narcoberries.

When you breed your gigas and get an ugly baby:

you: Ugh imma kill it

giga: wth?!? *rages*

you: I JUST MADE A MISTAK-

Me: Woah that's a big Rex.

My cousin: THAT'S A GIGA THAT'S A GIGA

When a person traps me they shoot me soooooo much and that doesn’t really hurt but I really don’t like survivors because of that and when I get tamed I feel weak :(

No one warned me it could climb cliffs when I trapped it.