Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bison? Funny bison jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dev boss: let's make a new creature
Everyone: okay
Dev boss:what if we to make some sort of cow
Dev Assistant: okay how about a bison
Dev boss:yes! You get a raise!
Dev Assistant: okay thanks sir
dev boss: let's have a spawn directly where the gigas are
Dev Assistant:umm
Dev boss: shut up. And make it only for ascended
Dev assistant: I'm sorry we should also probably-
Dev boss: you lost your raise
Dev assistant: but
Dev boss: you're fired
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