Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

๐ถWhopper, whopper, whopper, whopper double, triple, junior whopper flame-grilled beef with perfect toppers. BK have your way! Hereโs food poisoning๐ถ
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Finally ARK decided to make a normal animal.
WE CAN FINALY HAVE A COMPLETE FARM
dodos ๐
Equius ๐ด
Phombias ๐ท
Ovis๐
AND BISONS ๐
Is that a massive pimple above its nose?
Dev boss: let's make a new creature
Everyone: okay
Dev boss:what if we to make some sort of cow
Dev Assistant: okay how about a bison
Dev boss:yes! You get a raise!
Dev Assistant: okay thanks sir
dev boss: let's have a spawn directly where the gigas are
Dev Assistant:umm
Dev boss: shut up. And make it only for ascended
Dev assistant: I'm sorry we should also probably-
Dev boss: you lost your raise
Dev assistant: but
Dev boss: you're fired
They need to add prime rib to ark
Don't worry it's coming December 2030
Red Bull gives u wings ๐ชฝ* to fly to heaven *
Bison ๐ฆฌ = Cow ๐. Daedon ๐ = Pig ๐. Dodo ๐ฆค = Chicken ๐. Ovis ๐ = Sheep ๐. Equus ๐ = Horse ๐ด. YAY FULL FARM! They should add a beef, pork, chicken and mutton meal that acts as extordinary kibble.
I will get an armyโฆ.. COWS SHALL REIGN SUPREME OVER THE ARK!
KING TITAN! Your demise starts now
Yes we can make a ranch.