MOO. (a helpful tip sho- nevermind!)

Don't worry it's coming December 2030

Old Wendy's quote...

Where's the Beef?

Yo fellas why did they change the name from ‘giant bison’ to just ‘bison’

Red Bull gives u wings 🪽* to fly to heaven *

WE CAN FINALY HAVE A COMPLETE FARM

dodos 🐔

Equius 🐴

Phombias 🐷

Ovis🐑

AND BISONS 🐂

Dev boss: let's make a new creature

Everyone: okay

Dev boss:what if we to make some sort of cow

Dev Assistant: okay how about a bison

Dev boss:yes! You get a raise!

Dev Assistant: okay thanks sir

dev boss: let's have a spawn directly where the gigas are

Dev Assistant:umm

Dev boss: shut up. And make it only for ascended

Dev assistant: I'm sorry we should also probably-

Dev boss: you lost your raise

Dev assistant: but

Dev boss: you're fired

ARK should add Buffalo Wild Wings to the game and use the bison meat to make

Is that a massive pimple above its nose?