Finally ARK decided to make a normal animal.

Is that a massive pimple above its nose?

Dev boss: let's make a new creature

Everyone: okay

Dev boss:what if we to make some sort of cow

Dev Assistant: okay how about a bison

Dev boss:yes! You get a raise!

Dev Assistant: okay thanks sir

dev boss: let's have a spawn directly where the gigas are

Dev Assistant:umm

Dev boss: shut up. And make it only for ascended

Dev assistant: I'm sorry we should also probably-

Dev boss: you lost your raise

Dev assistant: but

Dev boss: you're fired

They need to add prime rib to ark

Don't worry it's coming December 2030

Red Bull gives u wings 🪽* to fly to heaven *

Bison 🦬 = Cow 🐄. Daedon 🐗 = Pig 🐖. Dodo 🦤 = Chicken 🐓. Ovis 🐑 = Sheep 🐑. Equus 🐎 = Horse 🐴. YAY FULL FARM! They should add a beef, pork, chicken and mutton meal that acts as extordinary kibble.

I will get an army….. COWS SHALL REIGN SUPREME OVER THE ARK!

KING TITAN! Your demise starts now

Yes we can make a ranch.