There are only 2 reasons I tell my sisters not too play ark…….and those reasons are this and the roll rat
- Gigantopithecus
This insect makes for an unbeelievable companion! Feed it seagull kibble and make it your honey! Only then will you learn what all of the buzz is about!!! Please kill me...
Oh hey what’s that sound that bear is going to hit the ground
“AGH, THE BEE JUST BIT MY BOTTOM, NOW MY BOTTOMS BIG!”
- Homer Simpson
No wonder god wiped out the dinosaurs
Player lv12:Why the bee looks big?
Me:Becuz ur in ark.
Player:son of a ding dong!
Meanwhile:
Giane bee:I'm A hydronating polinating son of a bee
Pls up pls 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you don’t have a bear
Your probably screwed
If you play jazz music through your mic , it will automatically tame
100% true
Like a bee but gianter than a normal bee unless you live in Asia they have some big bees
Ah yes,the common Australian bee
By the laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
