This insect makes for an unbeelievable companion! Feed it seagull kibble and make it your honey! Only then will you learn what all of the buzz is about!!! Please kill me...

If you play jazz music through your mic , it will automatically tame

100% true

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you don’t have a bear

Your probably screwed

How to tame:

One: find it.

Two: whip out ur pokeball

Three: check ur Pokédex to see what type it is ( bug type, obviously.)

Four: - - wait a minuet, wrong game.

— plastic bag

Legend has it that if you go into the darkest part of the tek cave you can find the secret treasure that will allow you to tame this instantly. This treasure is known as the Bee Movie.

By the laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly

He protecc

He attacc

But most of all…

HE LIKES TO PLAY WHACKY SACK

—Plastic bag

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Their wings are too small to get their fat little bodies off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don’t care about what humans think are impossible.

So THIS is the bee Amber Heard’s dog stepped on…