Oh hey what’s that sound that bear is going to hit the ground

This insect makes for an unbeelievable companion! Feed it seagull kibble and make it your honey! Only then will you learn what all of the buzz is about!!! Please kill me...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you don’t have a bear

Your probably screwed

If you play jazz music through your mic , it will automatically tame

100% true

Like a bee but gianter than a normal bee unless you live in Asia they have some big bees

Ah yes,the common Australian bee

By the laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly

Legend has it that if you go into the darkest part of the tek cave you can find the secret treasure that will allow you to tame this instantly. This treasure is known as the Bee Movie.

I love how it says it’s a herbivore when most of the things you tame it with are meat

In horrified by this

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