What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and the boys at 3 A.M. lookin’ for B.E.A.N.S.!!!
Damn he THICK
A hepful tip should include a few more words.
Gasbags: *eat megalosaurus kibble*
Megalosaurus kibble: *only on mobile*
Gasbags: *not on mobile*
H M M M M M M M M
You think this things got gas
You should see me after eating chili!
APPA, YIP YIP! -Farts all the way to the Southern water tribe-
Level oxygen a bunch, it will increase the amount of gas you can hold.
Name it Amy Schumer
(I N E E D M O R E W O R D S)
These are almost as gassy as my dog and they have gas in their names!
Remember when you got scared shitless if you saw a Rex in Ark? When life was simple.
And now we have fart caterpillars.
I miss the olden days.
we finally have a fighting jet that works on fart power
n dame hes thicc
This creatures abilities is probably someone’s fetish
Quick power the jet! *fart noises*
Don’t forget the Megalodons grandpa along with the gasbags grandma-
The picture be like:When grandma finds out what cosplaying is- in conclusion the pic is a violation 🦧
Gasbag: Whoa shes pretty Girl: Hi there Gasbag: Wanna go out with me? Girl: Sure😏 Gasbag: *Farts* Girl: .......
whats my uncle doing in here? 💀
Fast fast fast step on the fat gas bag
I just want to pop one like a balloon
Don’t get close to his butt he will fart in u if he dose U HAVE A NEW NITEMARE
It looks like you combined Smores clouds and a floating potato