What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.
Huh I only left my hot dog in the car for a day
When we were knocking one out, I accidentally knocked out my tribe mates pteranodon. The gasbags went into the air and it took the unconscious pteranodon up in the air. Just imagine a slowly ascending unconscious pteranodon. It was great.
What happened to the picture?!??
Its...beautiful...I'm mesmiresed by its beautiful eyes...(2 minutes after)
LET ME MOTHER FRIGGIN TAME IT YOU CHEESEBALL!
uh hey.you found me. Now can you pleeze updoot? I'm not begging I'm asking politely.UwU
So I was calmly walking on my first time on Ark, and I ran up to one. I was amazed that I had found my dream animal. A farting bull.
I looked at this thing and they look like a big fart # love the gasbags
WHO IS THIS WOMAN AND WHY IS SHE EVERYWHERE
There good at sucking and blowing
Me and the bois looking for him at three am to Feed him BEANS
I belive I can fly
You fell into my trap
Star wars
Trap about to end
Jk
Lol
Best trap ever
Desmodus
My dodo died sadly one up = one pray
Where is obelisk chapter three
Ummmmm
You still reading?
(Crab rave noises)
You still there wow
Trap has ended
JK
Ok now we done
It almost has stronger farts than me
Are they not allowed in the shops cause they are super gassy
Gasspbags puts the stink in exSTINKsion
I wonder who came up with this magnificent farting machine it is absolutely beautiful good job for whoever made this machine👏Coodos to you
I love how this is classified as aerial
Hmmmmmm....
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These are the cutest thing in the game and if you kill it you can rot
So some buffalo decided to bang with a caterpillar and this thing happened
So like they are kinda like a wheezing, team rocket blasting off again!
Put the “uhhhh uh, uh uh uh” on this thing, i mean the April fools picture btw