What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.
Its a giant flying marshmallow...
This thing is like every girl I've ever met: if you try to touch the butt they rear up and fart in your face.
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a heLPFUL TIP Should INCULDE A FEW MORE WORDS
Big tootie always tooting away to the moon
dont approach these. they save up all their gas just for when someone goes near...
Wonder what the babies look like….
Ew.
Oh look! A cute caterpil- (gag)
My gamer tag is buggy so since these look like bugs I must tame I’ll i see
In response to the great “utility” tip I’m gonna do it to my brother.
This guy is the one that made exticition go "extinct" ALRIGHT WHAT ARR WE GONNA HAVE NEXT? a bird that can fly with no wings? Or a farming catapiller buffalo thing that floats away like my pet pigeon? Who knows? Maybe we will.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Megalogassy I like it hey watis
They are beautiful gassy bags tame one make a army or sit infont of one till you get bored THEY ARE FAT!!!
It’s just a caterpillar that ate to many beans put on a gas mask and give it a hug
Farting into the atmosphere ! Then exploding with farts in space
It is so weird that it’s farts are enough to move half of your base around
I’ve only played single player on the island so far but PLEASE tell me that people regularly name their gasbags appa. It just makes sense okay?
Gasbags:fart fart and away
Me:seriously
This is why global warming exists
Nope. You are not alone.
A helpful tip should include a few more words.
Pro tip: feed these guys beans right b4 flight