This is my ark Journal
Noob So why are Called gasbags
Me well you no just go too the rear and find out
Noob walks over
Noob ahh ahh noob instantly dies and then dissolves on the ground
the noob was never the same after he responded on the island he was often seen looking at the sky in fear knowing that a gasbag could come down from the sky and destroy him
Me I think it was wrong of me to say what I said to the noob As some advice never tell a noob what to do just let them be stupid for a while it how you learn in ark it’s how we evolve
Sooo cute I’m not joking but has anyone tamed one before if you 1 like = 1 gasbag.
Good on Dododex for adding my ex-wife to the app
Otter:Im the cutest thing in the game!
Jerboa:NO I AM!
Everyone:DONT EVEN TALK
Everyone but gasbag:logs off
Avatar has a flying bison
Ark Extinction has a farting bison...
He is a fart powered flying jet.
This is smaller but heavier than bronto..... how come bronto cant fart to fly!?
Me: Oxygen is a wasted stat.
GASBAG: Hold my beer
From days of running from a Rex to flying in a giant fart caterpillar.
This is the best game ever.
Beep beep. seatbelts everyone. Pls let this be a normal field trip. With the fris? NO WAY.aw *farts into the sunset*