Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the forest titan? Funny forest titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2022-04-09T07:42:55+00:00

Your Groot evolved into..... A FOREST TITAN

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2020-08-11T16:55:06+00:00

Excellent baseball players. They can throw stuff at 5 billion mph

score 7 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-22T16:55:03+00:00

Is that a scally from prodigy? Oh wait it’s groot.

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2021-09-04T23:47:25+00:00

he looks like tds the tree 🌳

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2021-08-09T23:50:42+00:00

What ark used to be: Rex, raptor, parasaur.

What ark is now: groot on drugs, big ice golem, big who knows what flying thingy with lightning attack.

Anyone remember when ark was DINOSAURS

(I bought this game thinking “it’s like Minecraft but not blocks and dinosaurs” really it’s nothing like Minecraft and barley has any dinosaurs anymore.)

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2024-01-07T02:49:12+00:00

Alright who gave groot steroids?!

score 7 · Answer 7 · 2019-11-01T19:43:49+00:00

This is what happens when groot has a dung beetle as a best friend

score 7 · Answer 8 · 2019-07-14T22:56:59+00:00

Tame dis build a base with turrets all over it with a misele turrets with heavy turrets with a tek base and catapult and finally a dodo army following and perform a server wipe

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2022-12-20T15:32:36+00:00

Ark player: Let’s summon the groot titan

Forest titan: I am not groot

Groot: I am groot

Ark player: You guys look almost identical

Forest titan: I am 200 times bigger than groot

Groot: I am groot

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2022-02-18T16:48:51+00:00

This is how deforestation ends for a long time

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2021-02-23T15:44:40+00:00

This is my creation. I put element in my crops. I think it caused the apocalypse😭

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-18T01:27:45+00:00

Real men tame it with a slingshot

score 7 · Answer 13 · 2019-06-03T18:58:30+00:00

I am groot. I have to write more so i can upload this thing

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2023-10-13T06:25:58+00:00

All the trees when your offline:

score 6 · Answer 15 · 2020-02-29T14:55:03+00:00

It is Groot's dad.

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2022-09-12T17:50:28+00:00

The tree is coming for you no more hideing

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2021-11-10T02:40:59+00:00

Urg:oge me hugy, mmm salad...aaaaaaag...urg has left the game.

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2019-11-03T00:24:23+00:00

I'm so happy I will grab your dino friend and throw it

score 7 · Answer 19 · 2018-12-30T01:46:03+00:00

Me: they grow up so fast.😢

Baby groot: i am groot

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2024-07-27T03:05:54+00:00

The motivation for team trees he and mr.beast got a deal