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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the forest titan? Funny forest titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-10-20T20:21:31+00:00

7he shoots poop which is cool

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2021-10-20T19:57:59+00:00

When groot finds 10,000 bonemeals

score 1175 · Answer 3 · 2018-11-08T03:40:41+00:00

Bola and club does the trick for an easy tame. Great starter tame.

score 399 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-07T21:35:42+00:00

Groot discovered miracle grow.

score 357 · Answer 5 · 2018-11-13T22:29:46+00:00

How old is he?

TREE

...

Ok I’ll Leaf...

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2021-10-08T21:37:52+00:00

Mus be tds the trees fav tame.

A HELPFUL TIP MUST INCLUD MOR WORDS.

score 32 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-12T16:21:46+00:00

When groot took the super soldier serum

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2021-09-04T23:47:25+00:00

he looks like tds the tree 🌳

score 167 · Answer 9 · 2018-11-17T11:14:10+00:00

Bobs call it Groot.

OG's call it Treebeard.

score 65 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-13T21:03:47+00:00

When you try to grow a tree with element instead of fertilizer...

score 151 · Answer 11 · 2018-11-07T09:44:29+00:00

If you want a forest Titan, Take a camera and wear a toy story alien hat. Just incase you find a dead guy hanging in it. And make sure to Laugh Out Loud

score 150 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-07T13:27:27+00:00

I am groot I am groot we are groot

score 19 · Answer 13 · 2021-04-15T09:53:19+00:00

Me: tames this

The whole server: why do I hear boss music

score 103 · Answer 14 · 2018-11-11T02:33:50+00:00

He and the other forest titans will take the next 6 hours saying "Good morning" in tree language...crrreeeeeaaaaak

score 47 · Answer 15 · 2020-02-29T14:46:26+00:00

What's this? Groot is evolving! Groot evolved into a big mother trucker forest titan!

score 75 · Answer 16 · 2018-11-25T01:13:48+00:00

When you give your chia pet too much fertilizer

score 20 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-17T19:24:23+00:00

This groot that ate element

And he went boom boom

score 28 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-09T19:00:13+00:00

If you see him.. Make like a tree and leaf!

score 13 · Answer 19 · 2021-03-12T23:52:21+00:00

GROOT!

.

Hey

You like groot?

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

So you made it this far.

Good job

score 13 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-12T23:52:21+00:00

GROOT!

.

Hey

You like groot?

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

So you made it this far.

Good job