Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

What ark used to be: Rex, raptor, parasaur.
What ark is now: groot on drugs, big ice golem, big who knows what flying thingy with lightning attack.
Anyone remember when ark was DINOSAURS
(I bought this game thinking “it’s like Minecraft but not blocks and dinosaurs” really it’s nothing like Minecraft and barley has any dinosaurs anymore.)
More Forest Titan Funny Tips
When shriek sees the forest titan
SHREK:Get out of my swamp
FOREST TITAN: Get out of my forest
SHREK:But I own this swamp
FOREST TITAN:I’m your landlord and your evicted
SHREK:You think I’m afraid of you
FOREST TITAN:Yes I do
SHREK:Groot, is there anything I can do to stay
FOREST TITAN:I AM NOT GROOOOOT!
GROOT: I am groot
SHREK:When did you get here
GROOT:I a am groot
DONKEY:The story has come to an end because the forest Titan crushed everybody
Pls like it I spent a lot of time doing this