Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ferox? Funny ferox jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: *Walking to a ferox*
Me: :O WHAT IS THAT FOR A CUTE PUPPY!!:D
Ferox: WHAT THE-
Me: Can I feed you with this prime meat?:<
Me: *See that it needs Element
Ferox: Hehe boi:>
Ferox: *Transforms*
Me: Wait a minute-
Ferox: I'M NOT A PUPPY YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHH *dies*
Step 1: NEVER SAY TO A FEROX 'Hi puppy:3'
Step 2: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hlna: awww sooo cute!!!!!!
Ferox: eating element*
Me: back up
Hlna: why
Me: it’s dangerous
Hlna: ohh shut up
Me: alright I warned *backs away*
Hlna: *takes some pics*
Ferox: *eating*
Hlna: what do you hav—
Hlna: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Hlna: aren’t you gonna help me!!
Me: nope you did this to yourself
Hlna: I’m sorry
Me: nope
Hlna: *mufled* aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Me: *sigh*
Ferox: *looks at me*
Ferox: * targets me*
Me: ooh F$UCK
GOJIRA LV 70 WAS KILLED BY FEROX LV 150
Hlna: *chuckles*
Me: I heard that bi$$h