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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ferox? Funny ferox jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 89 · Answer 1 · 2020-02-26T08:23:43+00:00

First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-03T00:18:07+00:00

Non violent taming............................................NON VIOLENT TAMING.....................................More like violent and bloody taming

score 67 · Answer 3 · 2020-02-26T03:29:53+00:00

Aw, it’s so cute... what are you eating?

OH MY GOD HELP ME!!!

score 48 · Answer 4 · 2020-02-29T00:04:41+00:00

Like most crackheads they are professional at climing drainpipes and raiding you house

score 39 · Answer 5 · 2020-02-28T04:30:03+00:00

Hey, give me back that elem-
*screaming

score 39 · Answer 6 · 2020-02-21T17:24:36+00:00

Its addicted to element, element is like cocaine for this creature 🤣🤣

score 35 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-21T21:23:04+00:00

Dont get it wet and dont feed past midnight

score 42 · Answer 8 · 2020-01-28T17:02:26+00:00

This is the incarnation of toddlers going mental and screaming but in ark

score 18 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-02T20:10:16+00:00

I fed him after midnight, never making that mistake ever again, I can’t, cause I’m dead.

score 8 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-14T22:20:23+00:00

Ohana mean family. Ohana means no one is left behind. Says the guy who can turn on you if he eats element

score 12 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-04T22:26:04+00:00

When mom lets you have 4 flintstone vitamin gummies

score 14 · Answer 12 · 2020-02-25T01:17:29+00:00

Wait.... does this mean element is a... DRUG!?

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-19T04:02:38+00:00

Big spooky he the gremlin of the ark world

Answer 14 · 2020-04-01T06:16:18+00:00

Ther on drugs
Like every day
Btw weed

score 50 · Answer 15 · 2019-11-09T16:02:42+00:00

Snow jerboa but with four arms and eats fruit that contains steroids. Wildcard, what will you think of next.

score 9 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-03T22:29:05+00:00

Give a small ferox a top hat.you will love it.

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-18T13:53:16+00:00

I wanted to tame one. But then I got sad when it needed element. I did some missions and got a couple element and went back to see if I could tame one with what I had. I fed it the element. Cue the fear, it transformed on me and I died. I went back to my bag and got grapples. Then I died, but I placed a bag knowing it would eat me again. It only took 2 which is nice. Me and Dorothy are doing fine now. Moral of the story is. Don't judge things by how cute they are. They will still eat you on drugs.

score 43 · Answer 18 · 2019-11-14T21:25:04+00:00

Ferox shows up
Me:Awww is so....
Ferox:oooh element (transforms)
Me:...NOT CUTE
Survivor 2019-2019

score 10 · Answer 19 · 2020-02-26T03:13:07+00:00

Hulk Smash!

score 34 · Answer 20 · 2019-12-01T13:58:33+00:00

Me: You're not Pikachu!
Ferox: Nope, I'm his cousin, Imabitechu