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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ferox? Funny ferox jokes submitted by ARK players.
Do not put it on aggressive
It is not good
It is not good
Don't feed him element after midnight and don't let him get wet....wait a minute.
First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.
Hyeanadon goes "woof"
Sabertooth goes "meow"
Micro raptor goes "tweet"
And onyc goes "squeek"
Parasaur goes "moo"
Beezlebufo goes "croak"
And the Gasbags goes "toot"
Pteranodons say "quack"
And coelacanth go "blub"
And the beach bob being attacked by a raptor goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the Ferox say
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the ferox say
Big purple eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing noobs
And getting high
Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still
Your fur is white
So beautiful
Like a devil in disguise
But if you meet
A friendly Equus
Will you communicate by
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
What does the ferox say?
I am horribly sorry about all of this.
Sabertooth goes "meow"
Micro raptor goes "tweet"
And onyc goes "squeek"
Parasaur goes "moo"
Beezlebufo goes "croak"
And the Gasbags goes "toot"
Pteranodons say "quack"
And coelacanth go "blub"
And the beach bob being attacked by a raptor goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the Ferox say
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the ferox say
Big purple eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing noobs
And getting high
Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still
Your fur is white
So beautiful
Like a devil in disguise
But if you meet
A friendly Equus
Will you communicate by
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
What does the ferox say?
I am horribly sorry about all of this.
Aww itβs ADORABLE!!!!
Wait WHAT IS IT DOING
Umm........
Ya uh i shod probably run
One like = one prayer for all the noobs like me
Wait WHAT IS IT DOING
Umm........
Ya uh i shod probably run
One like = one prayer for all the noobs like me
The picture is very deceiving...
Aw, itβs so cute... what are you eating?
OH MY GOD HELP ME!!!
OH MY GOD HELP ME!!!
Me: Aww Look How Cute You Are! Can I Tame You With This Element?
Ferox: Yes hoo-man feed me it and Iβll be tamed
Me: *Feeds Element*
Ferox: HAHA FOOL *Transforms*
Me: That Right There Is A Furry
Ferox: Yes hoo-man feed me it and Iβll be tamed
Me: *Feeds Element*
Ferox: HAHA FOOL *Transforms*
Me: That Right There Is A Furry
Jeborah: I am the cutest creature!
*Ferox has joined the server*
Ferox: sup nerds
*Jeborah has left the server*
*Ferox has joined the server*
Ferox: sup nerds
*Jeborah has left the server*
Feed it element, bola your tribemate, mission accomplished.
Ferox: may I pls have some of that juicy black stuff.
Human: sure? Why do you want it?
Ferox: itβs what makes me so cute
Human: then have a few hundred
* Ferox transferms*
Human: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ferox kills human*
*Ferox turns back*
Ferox: *in baby voice* thank you
Human: sure? Why do you want it?
Ferox: itβs what makes me so cute
Human: then have a few hundred
* Ferox transferms*
Human: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ferox kills human*
*Ferox turns back*
Ferox: *in baby voice* thank you
Me: βWhat a lovely snowy day. And look! A ferox!β
I turn to my friend
Friend: βUmm... yeah, bye. AAAAAAHH!!!β
Me, still looking at my friend: βOh come on, itβs just a cute-β
I turn to the ferox. β...ferocious beast?β
I die
I turn to my friend
Friend: βUmm... yeah, bye. AAAAAAHH!!!β
Me, still looking at my friend: βOh come on, itβs just a cute-β
I turn to the ferox. β...ferocious beast?β
I die
Itβs like a doggy on crack.
Ferox: give me dem element
Noob: but I only have one
Ferox: pls
Noob: fine
Ferox: you fell right into my trap fool
Ferox: noobs are tasty!
Noob: but I only have one
Ferox: pls
Noob: fine
Ferox: you fell right into my trap fool
Ferox: noobs are tasty!
DO NOT: FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT
DO NOT: GET THEM WET
DO: PUT THEM IN A MICROWAVE
DO NOT: GET THEM WET
DO: PUT THEM IN A MICROWAVE
Once he or she go BUFF mode run ur ass and donβt look bake
Hey, give me back that elem-
*screaming
*screaming
Like most crackheads they are professional at climing drainpipes and raiding you house
He do be eating flinstone gummies
Remember the rules, no eating after midnight, no sunlight, dont let them get wet got it?