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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ferox? Funny ferox jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hyeanadon goes "woof"
Sabertooth goes "meow"
Micro raptor goes "tweet"
And onyc goes "squeek"
Parasaur goes "moo"
Beezlebufo goes "croak"
And the Gasbags goes "toot"
Pteranodons say "quack"
And coelacanth go "blub"
And the beach bob being attacked by a raptor goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the Ferox say
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the ferox say
Big purple eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing noobs
And getting high
Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still
Your fur is white
So beautiful
Like a devil in disguise
But if you meet
A friendly Equus
Will you communicate by
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
What does the ferox say?
I am horribly sorry about all of this.
Aww itโs ADORABLE!!!!
Wait WHAT IS IT DOING
Umm........
Ya uh i shod probably run
One like = one prayer for all the noobs like me
I make them get jacked then have seems of the rock from his movie โJourney to the Mysterious islandโ and say this every time I attack players with it
Then I send them flying
Time for a thunder cookie
-The kid in high who is built like a Green Bean
Don't feed him element after midnight and don't let him get wet....wait a minute.
To: the guy who wrote the Ferox version of
What Does The Fox Say
From: some random guy.
Yoโฆ Dudeโฆ Youโฆ Areโฆ Aโฆ GENIUS!!!
Me: *walking around in genesis*
Ferox: *walks up to me*
Me: โHey little guy. What up.โ
Ferox: โCan i have some element please?โ
Me: *gets manipulated by the adorable face itโs making*
Me: โSure, here you go.โ
Ferox: *eats element*
Ferox: *turns into it evil mutant form*
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First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.
(Me) *finds a ferox*
(Me) oh looks at you cute little guy oh you want da element
(Me) *gives him element*
(Me) oh you like it oh wait why are u growing WHY DO YOU HAVE 6 ARMS DEAR GOD HAVE MER-
Player (level 43 player) was killed! By ferox (level 2 ferox)
Aw, itโs so cute... what are you eating?
OH MY GOD HELP ME!!!
Awwww he wants element dust, here you goโฆ ahhhhh Iโm missing a finger. And the rest of my body
Jeborah: I am the cutest creature!
*Ferox has joined the server*
Ferox: sup nerds
*Jeborah has left the server*
There's three things you need to know about keeping Gizmo. First, he hates bright lights, and sunlight will kill him. Two, Never get him wet. But third, and most importantly, NEVER. FEED HIM. AFTER. MIDNIGHT!!!! Yeah great job at keeping those ones survivors.
Up this is you think these are adorable
Hereโs is how you want to tame the Ferox
1. Bring a friend
2. Grab a bola
3. Bola friend
4. Give element
5. Run and pray to jesus that you will be home for dinner
6. Here is a bonus tip give element and pet it
Hope this helps
Feed it element they said... ot would be fun they said....
Feed it element, bola your tribemate, mission accomplished.
Loki:Iโve got an army
Iron man:We have a Ferox
U SAID NON-VIOLENT
NON-VILOENT!! : ^
Normal people: "oh it is cute until it transforms"
Me first time seeing it: aww how cute!
(It transforms)
Me again: IT. GOT. CUTER!!!!!
2 hours later I have 56 of them and counting
For armed wearwolf leo and stitch character
-Syntac Ark: Genisis [DLC Gameplay E4]