Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Hlna: awww sooo cute!!!!!!
Ferox: eating element*
Me: back up
Hlna: why
Me: it’s dangerous
Hlna: ohh shut up
Me: alright I warned *backs away*
Hlna: *takes some pics*
Ferox: *eating*
Hlna: what do you hav—
Hlna: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Hlna: aren’t you gonna help me!!
Me: nope you did this to yourself
Hlna: I’m sorry
Me: nope
Hlna: *mufled* aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Me: *sigh*
Ferox: *looks at me*
Ferox: * targets me*
Me: ooh F$UCK
GOJIRA LV 70 WAS KILLED BY FEROX LV 150
Hlna: *chuckles*
Me: I heard that bi$$h
More Ferox Funny Tips
Hyeanadon goes "woof"
Sabertooth goes "meow"
Micro raptor goes "tweet"
And onyc goes "squeek"
Parasaur goes "moo"
Beezlebufo goes "croak"
And the Gasbags goes "toot"
Pteranodons say "quack"
And coelacanth go "blub"
And the beach bob being attacked by a raptor goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the Ferox say
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the ferox say
Big purple eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing noobs
And getting high
Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still
Your fur is white
So beautiful
Like a devil in disguise
But if you meet
A friendly Equus
Will you communicate by
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
What does the ferox say?
I am horribly sorry about all of this.
First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.