Me: “Weren’t you in a movie?”

Ferox: “nooo...”

Good sir, I so believe that my edmundeum supply is dwindling. You're out? Well you amateur delinquent, it is time for me to jostle you. *readjusts bowtie* *transforms* YOU WILL PERISSSHHH

Paint it blue and name it stitch

lil Ferox so sweet, he’s like a little treat, so you can imagine my surprise, when Ferox grew 10x that size.

Give a small ferox a top hat.you will love it.

The big ferox is just a jerboa on steroids

I walk into a forest first thing I see is a cute ferox next thing I know is me and my (lvl)1 rex are dead

Me; *hums*

My brother; Ummmmmmmmmm

Me; What

My brother; Ferox

Me; Lemme feed it element

My brother; *runs away

Me; I made a bad mistake

OutboundManx475 lvl 177 was killed by Ferox lvl 771

Me sees that it is on battle creatures but not looking at the actual taming and tips

Me: hmm I'm gonna find one and see why it is battle creature.

Me: finds one

Also me:aww so cute! Hey what's black geometric stuff ya got there?

Ferox: transforms

Me: what the heck?! Aaaaaaaaaah!!!

Ferox: Haha yummy survivor.

HOW IS THIS AN EARLY GAME TAME ITS SO HARD TO GET A SINGLE ELEMENT

How did this addiction start :|

I’m gonna die from this. Not after feeding it element. From its picture on Dododex. <3 <3 <3

Ark 2015: “let’s make this game the most realistic Dino game”

Ark 2017: “ let’s add orang-light-hating-devils”

Ark 2019: “ Let’s add a rabbit that mutates itself into a huge abomination”

Ark 2020: “Let’s add a brainsucking alien”

FBI, hands up

Ferox, how many

FBI, all

Ferox, 👍

FBI, your coming with me because you cute

Ferox, element please

FBI, ok here you go

Ferox, becomes big

FBI, AAAAAAAAAH

Screen, you tamed level 20 Ferox

FBI, oh cool

Ferox, weak you think?

FBI, no

Ferox, I an super strong even know my level

Multiplayer server

Some kids dad, what the heck

The kid, AAAAAAAAAH MONSTER AAAAAAH

Me, okay:/

Me turns it into beastmode sees melee is upgradable SEND IT me one shots titanosaur hahaha turns tiny dies noooooooooo

Ohana mean family. Ohana means no one is left behind. Says the guy who can turn on you if he eats element

MUM: no element befor bed.

BABYSITTER: ok.

10 miniutes later a littel element ne ver hurt anyone...ooooooooh crap

Me: awww it's so cute! *Ferox eats element* me: what r u doin?- AHHHHH ITS A FEMALE FEROX WITH ABS!?!

ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“And what’s over here?”

“That’s a Ferox. A rare species found in the arctic biome. They feed exclusively on element-“

“Aw! It’s so cute! It looks pretty hungry too! Lucky I have some element-“

“WAIT N-“

~You were killed by your own stupidity - Level 23!~