Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Dodo: Hello featherlight. Featherlight: hi my friend dodo. What shall we do today? Dodo: let's go on a short walk. You can fly me over the cracks if we find any. Featherlight: okay. (After getting to their walking place..) Dodo: Ok let's dance before we walk. Featherlight: okay. Both: (sees fruit loops so stops dancing) FRUIT LOOPS!!!!! (Om Nom Nom) (human walks by) Human: oh here are some dodo' s her- Featherlight: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES!?!?!?!??! I'M A FEATHERLIGHT YOU HEAR!!!!! YA GONNA DIE NOW!!! (Scene is too gruesome to type.) Featherlight: there. (Throws the body into the pink zone water so human can never get stuff back after respawning) now let's go on a walk. Both: (Sees Coco Puffs so they stop walking.) COCO PUFFS!!! (Om Nom Nom) (to be continued cuz I'm bored rn.)
More Featherlight Funny Tips
When all flyers went extinct in Aberration, the dodo was like:
"Alright, let's evolve back with glow and a lot of cuteness"
Me: Dodo, eat a snickers.
Dodo: Why?
Me: Because you turn into a cool flying useful charge pet when youβre hungry. Better?
Dodo: Bawk?
It's a glowing baby pheonix. That doesn't set your bum on fire.
The light is here you were lost without out me. I find your paths my feathers glow. Iβm always there I'm always here. Iβll save your life your heart is mine. Iβll be yours forever. Iβll shine the light and make a path for you.
The reader
Put a witch hat on it and name it hoodini
Dodo.dex: this boi cant be immobilized by anything
Me: *throws bola*
It: haha you suck
Me after tameing one (if they could talk)
Me: *stareing at it*
The bird: uuhh you gunna stop looking at me
Me: no ur to cute
Looking through a cave then a glow appeared and i look and I saw a dodo eating a mushroom and then it turned into a feather light and went boom
This, Otter and Jerboa, what sucks is that I can only have one on my shoulder at a time.
Dodo: iβm cutest
Bulldog: you sure about that
Ferox: iβm obviously the cutest
Shine horn: iβm cutest I glow and I can kill you with cuteness
Featherlight are you blind itβs obviously me
Human: iβm gonna adopt feather light
Featherlight:YAY iβm adopted to Bad you guys werenβt
Human: letβs go home