Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Dodo: Hello featherlight. Featherlight: hi my friend dodo. What shall we do today? Dodo: let's go on a short walk. You can fly me over the cracks if we find any. Featherlight: okay. (After getting to their walking place..) Dodo: Ok let's dance before we walk. Featherlight: okay. Both: (sees fruit loops so stops dancing) FRUIT LOOPS!!!!! (Om Nom Nom) (human walks by) Human: oh here are some dodo' s her- Featherlight: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES!?!?!?!??! I'M A FEATHERLIGHT YOU HEAR!!!!! YA GONNA DIE NOW!!! (Scene is too gruesome to type.) Featherlight: there. (Throws the body into the pink zone water so human can never get stuff back after respawning) now let's go on a walk. Both: (Sees Coco Puffs so they stop walking.) COCO PUFFS!!! (Om Nom Nom) (to be continued cuz I'm bored rn.)
More Featherlight Funny Tips
Nahh ark ran out of names
And they create Dinoβs and people in ark that is not tameableππ₯π
When all flyers went extinct in Aberration, the dodo was like:
"Alright, let's evolve back with glow and a lot of cuteness"
Me: Dodo, eat a snickers.
Dodo: Why?
Me: Because you turn into a cool flying useful charge pet when youβre hungry. Better?
Dodo: Bawk?
It's a glowing baby pheonix. That doesn't set your bum on fire.
Put a witch hat on it and name it hoodini
Ark dev: what should I name this? It has the power of flight and has feathersβ¦.
Ark dev:ah! Feather flight!
Me after tameing one (if they could talk)
Me: *stareing at it*
The bird: uuhh you gunna stop looking at me
Me: no ur to cute
This, Otter and Jerboa, what sucks is that I can only have one on my shoulder at a time.
Dodo.dex: this boi cant be immobilized by anything
Me: *throws bola*
It: haha you suck
Looking through a cave then a glow appeared and i look and I saw a dodo eating a mushroom and then it turned into a feather light and went boom