What are some funny jokes or stories about the featherlight? Funny featherlight jokes submitted by ARK players.
When all flyers went extinct in Aberration, the dodo was like:
"Alright, let's evolve back with glow and a lot of cuteness"
Me: Dodo, eat a snickers.
Me: Because you turn into a cool flying useful charge pet when you’re hungry. Better?
Looking through a cave then a glow appeared and i look and I saw a dodo eating a mushroom and then it turned into a feather light and went boom
Almost died to ten carnos and a rex. Came home with a little featherlight and a tek rex :)
It's a glowing baby pheonix. That doesn't set your bum on fire.
Dodo.dex: this boi cant be immobilized by anything
Me: *throws bola*
It: haha you suck
Put a witch hat on it and name it hoodini
Me after tameing one (if they could talk)
Me: *stareing at it*
The bird: uuhh you gunna stop looking at me
Me: no ur to cute
This, Otter and Jerboa, what sucks is that I can only have one on my shoulder at a time.
They live in the radiation zone. Tamed one, it flew into the acid waterfall. For such beautiful birds, they have the intelligence of dodos.
They are flyers omg the first flyer in abb
Looks like a cool glowing chicken.
Smol light birb. Deserves all the cuddles.
A pigeon on steroids😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cute lil glowing fuzzborb that keeps the nameless away and makes you look like a pirate.
The creepiest thing ever is a featherlight wearing a ghillie mask or any other helmet.
With this glowing fly dodo you can be a space pirate
I found a wild one and this tird straight up flee towards an alpha karki and got itself killed, it was the most beautiful death ever
I ran and ran and ran I ran out of energy and boom my toes were gone