When all flyers went extinct in Aberration, the dodo was like:

"Alright, let's evolve back with glow and a lot of cuteness"

Me: Dodo, eat a snickers.

Dodo: Why?

Me: Because you turn into a cool flying useful charge pet when you’re hungry. Better?

Dodo: Bawk?

It's a glowing baby pheonix. That doesn't set your bum on fire.

The light is here you were lost without out me. I find your paths my feathers glow. I’m always there I'm always here. I’ll save your life your heart is mine. I’ll be yours forever. I’ll shine the light and make a path for you.

The reader

Put a witch hat on it and name it hoodini

Dodo.dex: this boi cant be immobilized by anything

Me: *throws bola*

It: haha you suck

Me after tameing one (if they could talk)

Me: *stareing at it*

The bird: uuhh you gunna stop looking at me

Me: no ur to cute

This, Otter and Jerboa, what sucks is that I can only have one on my shoulder at a time.

Dodo: i’m cutest

Bulldog: you sure about that

Ferox: i’m obviously the cutest

Shine horn: i’m cutest I glow and I can kill you with cuteness

Featherlight are you blind it’s obviously me

Human: i’m gonna adopt feather light

Featherlight:YAY i’m adopted to Bad you guys weren’t

Human: let’s go home