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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the eurypterid? Funny eurypterid jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2019-05-20T01:23:59+00:00

Holy shit that thing is scary but I like sqidward better the sqid thing

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-09-28T20:45:44+00:00

I wish we can eat like lobster in real life 😭😭😭😭

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2019-05-19T00:17:04+00:00

Don't get caught while scuba suit only, u will die a slow painful death as ur friends watch bcuZ they shit on ur torpor meter.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2019-05-16T12:24:50+00:00

There was a blackout in the tek underwater base. Bob was wandering, trying to find the generator. Near the moon pool he hears a clicking sound. He slowly turns around. “AAAHHH!!!,” He ran as fast as he could. Then Bob’s friend takes off his hat, and says “I wonder were Bob went?” He put the helmet on and continued to follow Bob, cackling as he went. the friend thought, “this blackout was a great idea!”

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2019-05-15T22:21:16+00:00

My favorite thing to knock out or should I say push my mates into to get knocked out

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2019-05-13T19:15:00+00:00

Hi I am rectum you fart more words

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2019-05-11T18:50:37+00:00

When youre a noob, you hate the bite

When youre a pro, you crave the pearls...

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2019-05-03T01:21:34+00:00

Sad no love for this creature:(

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2019-04-20T04:54:39+00:00

I hope these guys get removed for good sooooooo annoying

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2019-04-11T15:26:12+00:00

Fu. Fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2019-04-08T23:53:06+00:00

Little sorpifellas that use narco as creamer for their coffee

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2019-04-08T23:50:42+00:00

Little sorpifellas that love using narco as creamer for there coffee

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score 1 · Answer 13 · 2019-04-05T19:41:19+00:00

Why is there no tips? I’m poor I need money

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2019-04-02T02:45:12+00:00

Ffffffffuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkk

Please tell us what happened

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2019-03-30T14:20:02+00:00

I got the first comment they should name it water snail

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2019-03-29T07:16:01+00:00

It is. A Sea scorpion. A very weak sea scorpion.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2019-03-28T11:36:48+00:00

Ark please add a picture of this creature so people know what it looks like. Oh and hi Alex of RVCS how it going

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2019-03-21T16:50:15+00:00

Penislllollolllololololololloillololol

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2019-03-21T09:35:52+00:00

First haha haha by now I’m just writing to get the word limit up

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2019-03-20T02:42:05+00:00

There like scary roaches... ew.