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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the eurypterid? Funny eurypterid jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2019-06-16T17:39:02+00:00

when i first played ark. which was about three years ago, i got back onto it, with a hope that nothing bad could happen. so i was taming pteranodons and what not, so i went to the ocean because i needed prime fish meat. i see this little creature and though “well this couldnt be bad, so maybe i should tame it aswell” so i go up to it because it looked friendly, and it came towards me. 1,2,3,4. i was counting how much were grouping up onto me. anyways short story all my animals died

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2019-06-10T19:49:28+00:00

To tame siwm up to it and feed

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2019-04-20T06:42:54+00:00

They are found on the ocean floor? Really now. Explain the one floating on the beach.

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2024-01-15T03:46:14+00:00

This guy looks pretty cool he is such a silly giose

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-12-15T21:53:28+00:00

Hey not over there

Over here

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2019-03-26T12:40:28+00:00

Just big sea scorpions that are a pain in the butt while your off your mount getting silica pearls (wow nobody is here)

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2019-02-08T19:19:35+00:00

Passive tame just swim up to it and give it a hug.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-11-02T21:42:03+00:00

WHO PUT EBIRAH INTO ARK SERIOUSLY TELL ME

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2018-07-19T18:20:09+00:00

Fxck these things. I can't go Viking Bay without getting fxcked by one.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-07-07T11:21:29+00:00

Me: kill them with fire!!!!!

Wildcard: they are underwater

Also me: Really😐? Ok, swim away!!!!!!!

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2020-01-27T19:23:44+00:00

Look out for those bois there very mean

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2020-01-24T15:38:16+00:00

I really want to eat because it looks like a lobster

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2020-01-08T17:16:59+00:00

If only I swam up

Ahhhhhh extra words

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-01-06T02:59:43+00:00

If you saw one of this kill it and prepare for a Gordon ramsay appetite meal.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-13T00:55:52+00:00

Annoying is all I must say

A H E L P F U L T I P S H O U L D I N C L U D E A F E W M O R E W O R D S

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2019-12-03T10:16:21+00:00

First one here.They DO inflict torpor.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2019-11-28T12:04:54+00:00

I was taming dunkleo when this dude came and knock me out :( i died by dunkleo.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2019-11-27T17:53:34+00:00

Crab thing ima bob, perfecte ffvh

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2019-11-25T18:27:30+00:00

Shishkebab.yoy much food.lololol

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2019-11-19T01:50:41+00:00

The only way to counter is to L E A V E G A M E