What are some funny jokes or stories about the eurypterid? Funny eurypterid jokes submitted by ARK players.
One was looking at me funny 🙃🙃🙃🙃
WHY ARE ALL THE CUTE SEA CREATURES IN THIS GAME SO EVIL?!?!?!
It said you can find this on Beaches what beach Do they span on Because I have never seen one
Crab people crab people crab people
Life logic: A tape could prob carry this.
Ark logic: NOTHING CAN CARRY THIS
They taste great with some garlic butter.
This is Mr.krabs ansestor because the resemblance
This monster is a 🦞🦂🦐🦀🦑🕷️ mix
I found one on land just acting like nothing weird is happening these are broken.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the underwater troodon
I wish these were tamable but I also hate them so much that I don’t want to tame them -Calzone
Cool I’m finally making a tip that’s gonna be noticed!! And as tip, they do torpor. There. That’s your tip
It’s a toe pincher it will eat your toes
These things on Viking bay are SCARY MAN they knock you out in one or two hits
Wait, so if Eurypterids came first, why aren't scorpions called Land Eurypterids, instead of euypterid called sea scorpion?
It is hands down the most forgettable thing ever put in to ark
If you have a gun just Blast your entire magazine at it
Whatever dev thought this little @$$hole was a good idea needs to be kneecapped. We dont find you funny. We hate you.
just in case y’all wanted to go see the sights just thought i’d let you know that the shipwreck at the bottom of viking bay is cooler from a distance I PROMISE.
"psst"
"What was that?"
"your knocked out rn that lobster r-KOd you."
"Oh,"