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What are some funny jokes or stories about the eurypterid? Funny eurypterid jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 16 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-21T16:12:05+00:00

Sooo why the F*UCK can these Defy F*UCKING GRAVITY

score 9 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-06T15:27:59+00:00

Roses are red

Raptors are blue

Don’t go near these

Or they will r*pe you

score 7 · Answer 3 · 2022-06-19T10:16:48+00:00

When i was trying to get some wood this guy knocked me out something like 10 times

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2024-04-15T10:23:59+00:00

"psst"

"What was that?"

"your knocked out rn that lobster r-KOd you."

"Oh,"

score 12 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-05T21:35:26+00:00

Oohhh that looks like good lobster. 🦞+😁=☠️🤬🦞

score 8 · Answer 6 · 2021-10-18T07:56:13+00:00

This thing: do you want to feel pain

Me: who is trying to get sillaca pearls no

This thing: WoUld YoU LiKe To

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2022-05-14T09:25:29+00:00

You can't run underwater

Eurypterids & hippos: am I a joke to you?

score 9 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-24T23:23:24+00:00

Don’t end up like Nigel Marvin!

score 12 · Answer 9 · 2020-02-08T14:12:13+00:00

The Frick are you?!

Yees, I did the first Tipp on this frick. What an honor

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2022-03-19T05:03:24+00:00

One was looking at me funny 🙃🙃🙃🙃

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-10-02T04:35:31+00:00

I wish these were tamable but I also hate them so much that I don’t want to tame them -Calzone

score 10 · Answer 12 · 2020-08-06T13:44:24+00:00

Found one of these guys on the coasts of Viking bay.. it acted like it was in water.. Long story short Me riding my trike attacked it, I got off cause I wanted to kill the thing, got knocked out and my trike and Hyaenodons

killed it

score 12 · Answer 13 · 2019-10-25T22:08:34+00:00

I have actually seen one of these!!!!!............I think that is an accomplishment.

score 12 · Answer 14 · 2019-10-04T13:40:18+00:00

It will make you go night night in the water.

score 6 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-20T02:25:42+00:00

It said you can find this on Beaches what beach Do they span on Because I have never seen one

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2022-12-24T13:56:35+00:00

I saw this things walk,don't swimming

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2023-04-12T15:17:57+00:00

Boats can be red

The water is blue

If you see this

Then you are done

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2023-03-13T22:22:28+00:00

If you have a gun just Blast your entire magazine at it

score 7 · Answer 19 · 2019-12-24T01:42:54+00:00

Crab people crab people crab people

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-24T20:53:02+00:00

These things on Viking bay are SCARY MAN they knock you out in one or two hits