Mutant crayfish: Howdy, mutant lobster!

Mutant lobster: Howdy, mutant crayfish!

Human: Alright you two, time to breed!

Mutant crayfish + lobster: YAY

The result: This thing

Ok but why did they add this thing to ark mobile.?

Perry my parasaur keeps one shot these things but I hate em cuz me and my friend lost our first tames to em

Me:ha! Killed all the annoying jellyfish, now I can go swimming! My dad:what about the sea scorpions? Me:about the what? Text:Bob has died

I just learned that these things exist.

This thing: do you want to feel pain

Me: who is trying to get sillaca pearls no

This thing: WoUld YoU LiKe To

Oohhh that looks like good lobster. 🦞+😁=☠️🤬🦞

This is what the Jupiter population looks like.

Roses are red

Raptors are blue

Don’t go near these

Or they will r*pe you

I have actually seen one of these!!!!!............I think that is an accomplishment.

Hug it

Just do it

U won’t regret it

U might die tho

I saw these things walk,don't swimming.

When i was trying to get some wood this guy knocked me out something like 10 times

It will make you go night night in the water.

Just walk up on Ghille armor and feed it berrys. If it won’t eat the berrys hit it to be able to feed it!

Then voila! Ur unconscious (:

Don’t end up like Nigel Marvin!

Sooo why the F*UCK can these Defy F*UCKING GRAVITY

The Frick are you?!

Yees, I did the first Tipp on this frick. What an honor

Found one of these guys on the coasts of Viking bay.. it acted like it was in water.. Long story short Me riding my trike attacked it, I got off cause I wanted to kill the thing, got knocked out and my trike and Hyaenodons

killed it

You can't run underwater

Eurypterids & hippos: am I a joke to you?