Hurry in to get the new Red Lobster special!!

Never heard of this creature lol

These little punks will knock you out in one bite.

It deals MUCH torpor. Get knocked out at the botten an these things will RAPE you.

why are you looking here of all places?

Don't....don't get hit by one of these, its almost an insta knockout...learned the hard way...

Beach Bobs Worst Nightmare as these things chill on the beach as well

Best tame there is go fight a titan with it

How is there not a single tip for these flying, shocking tranq dart, wanna be out of water, rape your whole level 3 viking bay life, MF'ers???

Demon spawn do not touch the water

lol llooollloolloolololooo

Lololo

It’s pretty much an underwater scorpion sex offender

I hate these things. They are underwater trodons.

It's sad that no one cares enough to give any tips on the eurypterid

I CANT BE NAMED, I CANT BE TAMED, I CANT BE SHAMED, I CANT, I CANT, I CANT, I CANT!

Just a tap and it knocks out your dino Raptor lucky got to land before knockout

Well I was in my house when I was wondering what the hell is that sound then you where killed by lv1

Where's the pic? Where's the humor in this place?!

Nice taming ya doing there would be a shame if someone ruined it

Nice taming ya doing there would be a shame if someone ruined it