What are some funny jokes or stories about the eurypterid? Funny eurypterid jokes submitted by ARK players.
Sea scorpion most annoying freaking thing ever
MAKE A PICTURE OR I WILL STEAL YOUR DODO AND YOUR DEX OF LEARNING
Freaky ass motherfker looks like a scorpion will Penetrate you with its dick
"Well,well. Look who's farming pearls"
Kinda looks like a water lystro
Is there really no tip yet? Like at all?
What's funny is there's no comments
If you see one, feed it mejoberries, it will follow you for a while and defend you
Qhat are these things. Noone has every found one on the bottom of the ocean flour and liver to tell the tale
They are definitely from a horror movie come out of nowhere and knock u
Ahh, the eurypterid... also known as the deep sea trilobite...
Stay far away from this devil it will knock you out in 2 - 3 hits
The ultimate underwater pain in the bum...
Literally
Stay away from them They are the spawn of the devil himself They are sea scorpions
Hides underwater
Sees you
Stings you
Kills you
Underwater sin of a bitch
1 second your on the ocean floor, the next you knocked out dead cold and drown
You can tame these lol
Lol lol
Hello?...Anybody there?
The useless lobster scorpion guy
What are these things? Oh why I'm sleeping?!?!