What are some funny jokes or stories about the eurypterid? Funny eurypterid jokes submitted by ARK players.
Yeet boi this thing is poisonous
Ragnarok beaches...the new ocean floor
Hi *dies*
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh worse than titanaboa
Use more spices for this thing, Why? Cuz its bigger lobster than what we eat.
Welcome to the Ark, Kiddo
DO NOT approach them. They will knock you out easily and kill you.
I don’t know what this boi is.
Fat trilobites that hide to get attention
So no one is going to give this beatiful scorpion love and affection?
I have crippling depression
Isishsheudifhehdid
They are bad bc they subbed to t series
Either you shove a carrot in its eyes or shove troodon kibble down its throat your choice.
These pieces of shit are supposed to be ocean floor dwellers but on Ragnarok they hang out on the beach and if they hit you once you might as well put your controller down and wait till you die.
They don’t have a picture. What damn shame.
Andrew
If they hot you you will wake up in next deathday
oh wait nvrmind..... i thought i made the first tip but i didn’t lol
first tip ever
unless it just didn’t load 😂
These fly around over the beach at viking bay
Just found out this thing exists lmao
Don’t go for that golden crate... don’t.
Spawns at the bottom of the ocean? Tell that to the Ragnarok noobs.