One time (on ark Mobile) I was playing in creative (the god mode thing) on 400x speed and found one of these weird ahh scorpions, turned off god mode and die instantly. :|

Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:

CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players

Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?

CEO: No, too repetitive

Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?

CEO: No, we already have that

Employee 3: What if… Troodon but underwater?

CEO: YES

Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?

Me: Nuh Uh!

Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?

Why is this on the aquatic page when it clearly likes to float towards you ON LAND and ruin you're hardcore playthrough -Krysta1Wyvrn

Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S

Why do you exist.

Who did this.

Ok but why did they add this thing to ark mobile.?

I wish these were tamable but I also hate them so much that I don’t want to tame them -Calzone

They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too