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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was riding my griffin when I saw this thing for the first time so naturally with my glidersuit how to train you dragon style I jumped of of my griffin who's name was buckbeak landed next to the equal pulled out some berry's when all of a sudden my griffin attacks it causing the eques to run of the cliff fall into a swamp and get eaten by a pack of kapros morel of the story don't have a dino around when you tame a eques and make sure you lead it away from cliffs
I have tried to tame this two times. First time it's just running and running 'til it comes to the water. It starts swimming and is swimming pretty far away. When i comes to it it's dead.
In the second time it runs into Drago's cove where THREE rexes had spawned. The second equus dies as well. Why is every equus just looking for suicide?!
I tamed one of these for quest it took like 50 carrots and I worked Soo hard for those and when I tamed it I brought it home went out for some recorces came back the ting had already ran away I wasted my carrots on a useless of bran horse that runs away I’m angry and laughing at the same time